Most amazing day.

So remember the other day when I said Epiphora was sending me lots and lots of goodies? They came today!

Look at all that! Even something for Andreas, which is wonderful. I went from having about four toys to having over a dozen! Fuck yes! AND! My new Candy Stick arrived today as well!

I’m just so overwhelmed with awesome right now that I don’t know what to do with myself. The obvious answer is spend the day masturbating, I know. I’m so excited to have these toys because most of them can be used by not just me but also my partner and that’s fucking awesome. And as if the sex toys weren’t awesome enough, look at all these fucking books:

AND my friend Brad just sold me a new (insanely nice) camera, which is how I took all these lovely pictures.

Seriously. I love life.