It’s pretty much an incontrovertible fact that if you say “Can I ask you some questions [about movies]?”, I will say, “Hell yeah!” or some variant thereof. Ergo, an interview with yours truly is now available for your reading pleasure on Only Good Movies! And since I didn’t provide them with a picture, they represented me with the above image of a cat (presumably going “Grrr!”). How awesome is that? So go read, browse, and then come back to tell me how pretentious I sound.