The Gift That Keeps on Giving

By Andreas

If you’re like us, then Halloween is your Christmas. And under that analogy, Paracinema Magazine’s Issue #13 is the ultimate stocking stuffer. If you or someone you know loves weird, obscure, or scary movies, this is the film magazine to order. Not 100% convinced? Let me give you some reasons…

1)You get to read our articles. Well, OK, this one’s a little self-serving, but still: you get to reread the same things we’ve published on Pussy Goes Grrr, except more and better. Both Ashley and I took ideas we’d first voiced here (her in a terrific essay on Inside; me in my “Many Faces of Bela Lugosi” and “More Faces” posts), then refined both the ideas and the writing over a few long summer days. The end result? A pair of articles on “Maternal Madness in Horror Cinema” and “Bela Lugosi on Poverty Row” that we’re extremely proud of.

We’d like you to share in the pleasure we received from writing these articles. I.e., buy the magazine.

2) You might learn a thing or two. Paracinema’s articles are informative. Consider one of the issue’s best articles, “Allan Carr and the Making of Where the Boys Are ’84” by Paul Talbot. I never would’ve expected that topic to fascinate me, but fascinate it did! It’s the bizarre, layered tale of extravagant producer Carr and his battle to make a spring break sex comedy. It’s well-researched, well-written, and it’s all true.

Or how about “Censoring the Centipede: How the BBFC Are Sewing Our Eyes Shut” by Liam Underwood? He covers the history of British censorship from the 1980s dispute over “video nasties” to recent problems with A Serbian Film and The Human Centipede II. If you want writers who’ve done their homework, they’re in Paracinema. You can also read the histories of Turkish rip-offs, unmade spoofs, sword-and-sandal films, late-night horror hosts, and more.

3) The graphic design will blow your mind. Dylan knows what he’s doing. Paracinema’s a small-but-growing indie venture, yet it still looks better than most of the giant movie magazines out there. Leave a copy of Issue #13 lying open on your coffee table, and guests will know you’ve got taste.

Look: Issue #13 costs just $7, with free Shipping & Handling within the United States. Buy a copy, and you’ll be supporting a ragtag team of writers and editors who are doing this out of passion. You’ll be feeding our dreams, receiving a magazine that doubles as an objet d’art, and getting dozens of little-known movies to add to your “must-see” list.

This Halloween, you can’t afford not to buy a copy of Paracinema.

Have I convinced you yet?

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