This week’s kitty is Dr. Paula Hutchison, wife of Filburt in the landmark Nickelodeon show Rocko’s Modern Life. Between marrying a turtle and having a hook for a hand, she’s certainly one of the more idiosyncratic kitties we’ve featured. We hope you had a nifty Thanksgiving if you celebrate it; now bear with us as we enter the snowy depths of winter. In the meantime, here’s a solid handful of links:
- Greg “Sestosterone” Sestero, aka Johnny’s best friend, is writing a memoir about the making of The Room. We can only hope it’ll mention how his sex life is going.
- Another John Waters interview: “I liked Santa but I would get confused as a child whether I was supposed to pray to him, or William Castle, or Jesus…”
- The intrepid Craig of Dark Eye Socket revisits Catwoman and doesn’t like what he finds.
- The slang of Depression-era America, via the movies.
- Are the Teletubbies “Radical Utopian Fiction“?
- Funny or Die presents the trailer for Drive-Thru.
- You know how every few months there’s a new “scary thing that kids are doing!” nationwide phenomenon? Well, here’s a hilariously bad article on “drunken Gummi Bears and vodka-infused tampons“; it’s the most wishy-washy, over-the-tope, poorly written and sourced piece of garbage on a non-phenomenon I’ve ever read.
A couple mildly funny search terms this week. First, a Disney porno that never existed: “beautiful the beast vagina.” And second, the exotic and adventurous “journey into pussy.” What will that intrepid Internet user discover?
Re: weird search terms: we got “hairy cushing pussy.” I’m sure they meant “gushing,” but the words gave me an un-erasable mental image of a nude, hermaphroditic Peter Cushing.
Regarding vodka-soaked tampons, I don’t understand how you can be so skeptical. The medical expert clearly stated that he heard about it from a nurse who heard about it from her daughter who had a friend it happened to (or maybe a friend of a friend, same difference). People really do try stunts like that in real life, especially after reading stories like the one you linked.